so my mums friend went skiing and she found someone lost in the mountains and she was like hello can i help u do u speak english and it was bear grylls
she found bear grylls
children that are rough and horrible at handling small animals should not be allowed near small animals i dont care what you say. do not put an animal through that
You are so gracefully insane."
if someone tells you your clothing style is gay, respond with:
"yeah, it came out of the closet this morning."